The Life and Times of Someone who has no idea
sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

Why is this a thing…?

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”

…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

Why is this a thing…?

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

mr-alex-s:

i-am-a-modern-dancer:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummys

I think this is my 3rd time reblogging this? but i love my mum.

I love my mom <3 

Whoopsie

apolloscoffeeshop:

gulliversbirdspaceship:

flabbeycrossing:

starfox crossing

aDSfshfdggkl
I want to be neighbors to falco.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIT

apolloscoffeeshop:

gulliversbirdspaceship:

flabbeycrossing:

starfox crossing

aDSfshfdggkl

I want to be neighbors to falco.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY SHIT

Bah

I feel like I’m in one of those moods again.  I wish I lived closer to people and I could go out and do stuff.  Instead, I’m pretty much a shut in at all times.  I dunno.

apolloscoffeeshop:

Sunshine sunshine~

Just one of those days&#8230;

Just one of those days…